Dad Jokes - Strana 2 | Vtipkař.cz

odkaz na vtip » "How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles."

odkaz na vtip » "What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?" "A meltdown."

odkaz na vtip » "Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?" "It didn't have the guts."

odkaz na vtip » "What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y."

odkaz na vtip » "How does a taco say grace?" "Lettuce pray."

odkaz na vtip » "How do you make 7 even?" "Take away the s."

odkaz na vtip » "Dad, can you put the cat out?" "I didn't know it was on fire."

odkaz na vtip » "What kind of car does an egg drive?" "A yolkswagen."

odkaz na vtip » "This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in."

odkaz na vtip » "What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?" "Yellow!"