Dad Jokes - Strana 4 | Vtipkař.cz

odkaz na vtip » "My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!"

odkaz na vtip » "I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady."

odkaz na vtip » "Where do boats go when they're sick?" "To the boat doc."

odkaz na vtip » "I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind."

odkaz na vtip » "What do you call a poor Santa Claus?" "St. Nickel-less."

odkaz na vtip » "Dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut!"

odkaz na vtip » "What has more letters than the alphabet?" "The post office!"

odkaz na vtip » "Where do you learn to make a banana split?" "Sundae school."

odkaz na vtip » "What does a sprinter eat before a race?" "Nothing, they fast!"

odkaz na vtip » "What's the best thing about Switzerland?" "I don't know, but the flag is a big plus."