Dad Jokes - Strana 3 | Vtipkař.cz

odkaz na vtip » "Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot."

odkaz na vtip » "Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me."

odkaz na vtip » "Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones."

odkaz na vtip » "What did one hat say to the other?" "Stay here! I'm going on ahead."

odkaz na vtip » "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired."

odkaz na vtip » "Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"

odkaz na vtip » "What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."

odkaz na vtip » "I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."

odkaz na vtip » "Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up."

odkaz na vtip » "How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut."