Dad Jokes - Strana 6
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"Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet."
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"What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?" "Supplies!"
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"Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems."
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"What do you call a factory that makes okay products?" "A satisfactory."
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"I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along."
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"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?" "Pilgrims."
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"How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?" "You follow the fresh prints."
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"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?" "Sofishticated."
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"What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?" "They're both Paris sites."
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"Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera."
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