Dad Jokes - Strana 5 | Vtipkař.cz

odkaz na vtip » "What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?" "Where's Pop Corn?"

odkaz na vtip » "I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing."

odkaz na vtip » "Where do fruits go on vacation?" "Pear-is!"

odkaz na vtip » "A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop.'"

odkaz na vtip » "What did the zero say to the eight?" "That belt looks good on you."

odkaz na vtip » "What did one wall say to the other?" "I'll meet you at the corner."

odkaz na vtip » "How does the moon cut his hair?" "Eclipse it."

odkaz na vtip » "I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y."

odkaz na vtip » "Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels."

odkaz na vtip » "What did the ocean say to the beach?" "Nothing, it just waved."